March 23, 2010

On Democrats vs. Republicans

Democrat: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful and vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one of your cows to raise enough to pay the tax. The people you voted for take your money, buy a cow with it, and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand and Bruce Springsteen sing for you.


Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

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